On a whim, I decided to check out who Plenty of Fish matched me with. I am not sure of how they make matches, or how they measure compatibility, but my #1 match is kwantis. A 25 year old Leo who's looking to talk/e-mail. He's a student and would prefer not to mention his drinking habits (can you say alcoholic?). He's not at all religious, but has his own car (1 point to kwantis for owning a vehicle).
With phrases like "Dam you Freedom of speach" listed in his hobbies and "Deleat this profile" as one of his life goals, who wouldn't want to bring this guy home to meet the parents? And how will he impress them you may ask? "I'm 100 feet tall, I shoot lightning bolts out off my *ss." I'm impressed. How 'bout you?